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The grand journal of Le Emperor himself
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Created on 2005-05-26 16:07:02 (#7236564), last updated 2009-10-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Emperor Napoleon |
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| Birthdate: | 1976-02-25 |
| Location: | Birmingham, West midlands, United Kingdom |
| Website: | http://www.thestarlitecafe.com/perl-bin/base/search.cgi?e=on&sort_by=id+DESC |
BioNapoleon, Napalm, Nappy, Nickelodeon, Reverend Napoleon, THE DOOM MACHINE, Father Napoleon, chocolate éclair nibbler or Chris, Emperor of France and Grand general of mighty armies that have fought over the years. Life experiences gained from being a student teacher in front of evil children and deciding that child bearing should be a licenced event rather left to chance to teenagers.
I then started raising money for charity and have a huge amount of life experience from doing it, going around the slums of Birmingham, Coventry and posh bits as well.
I have now spent seven years of my life working in banks, starting to sell financial services and now currently work in collections for a bank, which can be really fun at times as well. Have an intresting hat collection and handcuffs as well, and the proud owner of a head chopper. So all Hail Emperor Napoleon, the Mother F**kin P***phile grand warrior.
Go Me!!!
I then started raising money for charity and have a huge amount of life experience from doing it, going around the slums of Birmingham, Coventry and posh bits as well.
I have now spent seven years of my life working in banks, starting to sell financial services and now currently work in collections for a bank, which can be really fun at times as well. Have an intresting hat collection and handcuffs as well, and the proud owner of a head chopper. So all Hail Emperor Napoleon, the Mother F**kin P***phile grand warrior.
Go Me!!!
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University of Birmingham - Birmingham, England - West Midlands, United Kingdom (1994 - 1999)
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